ammay made me

[filou]

[ one if by land, two if by sea... and wave that sucker back and forth if you're trying to see if your creepy BFF is actually watching from her hole in the ground. We're gods of time and space here; fuck the nightmare arc or whatever fancy name it has. Loki's currently leaning out his window, waving his lantern back and forth in what looks like some bizarre rave ritual. Perhaps the lantern isn't far enough out the window; he leans out a bit further, hoping REALLY HARD that his foothold holds. If Leah doesn't respond in some way or form soon, he may have to start texting.

I don't care if you're dead, dying, or one legged, tag me. ]

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[scoffing]

[ if leah was a kinder person, one could say his words melted the ice around her heart. maybe they did. or maybe she's resigned herself to her fate. ]

He would sooner set your pad of I in flames.

[filou]

He is a good dog.

[ and that's all there is to say. but can we say both with Leah? it's both. whatever. the ipad is propped up against a rocky outcrop, and once again, naked Chris Evans with a guitar is brought up on screen :T ]

It is another comedic film about rutting, I'm afraid. There seems to be quite an excess of them at this time of year.

[scoffing]

[ that doesn't deserve a comment because he is not a good dog, Loki. it's totally both don't fucking tell. Leah sits down next to him to peer intensely at the screen. ]

Do mortals have nothing else to occupy their time with?

[filou]

Their lives are fleeting, so rutting is often the first thing on their mind. Otherwise, they would not spawn enough to maintain their population.

[ bullshit science 101, but it sounds pretty true doesn't it doesn't it. with a flick, he starts up the movie and shifts Thori onto his lap. ]

I believe films on sexual frustration are their form of sadistic entertainment.

[scoffing]

[ the amount of knowledge Leah has regarding Midgard is admittedly very small when compared to that of Asgard and Hel and while it seems legit, well, it's Loki. even if the internet actually might back him up on this. it's mentioned quite often on his beloved forums. ]

A wonder that they can accomplish as much as they do if that is true.

[ if Thori melts his ipad it's not Leah's fault. ]

'Entertainment' being applied loosely?

[ she knows the feeling - it's like when she's watching Loki. she hates herself for it but it never fails to be vaguely amusing. ]

[filou]

Excess children are useful in the case one dies or is incapacitated; there is always another to work on the farm.

[ yep. yeeeeeeep. ]

Are you not entertained?

[ ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?! AS CHRIS EVANS WALKS AROUND WEARING ONLY A TEA TOWEL AROUND HIS NETHER REGIONS? ]

[scoffing]

[ oh Leah knows how that is. hahaha spare for Hela whoops. ]

Is that why Odin had so many?

[ badum tish. ]

His shirtlessness is appealing, the rest of the movie fails to entertain.

[ SINCE WHO THE FUCK KNOWS WHAT IT'S ACTUALLY ABOUT. NOT ME. NOT LEAH. ]

[filou]

Perhaps the Allfather required many sons as to not overwhelm any one of them with his all-encompassing love.

[ ever so dryly... before making a face at the fact Leah enjoys naked guys. it's the brains not the brawns that matter! ]

Even the meekest of Asgard's warriors would overwhelm him.

[scoffing]

Ah yes, that would explain why Thor has so much of it and you have so little.

[ EVEN LEAH KNOWS THIS. and she's laughing at his face inside it's not her fault that she doesn't like them scrawny. ]

That does not make him any less pleasant to look at.

[filou]

Perhaps I am merely allergic to the sort of affection Odin considers to be love.

[ like smacking your kid back into Migard kind of love. DECIDING THAT THIS CERTAIN NAKED MAN HAS GOTTEN HIM INTO ENOUGH TROUBLE TODAY... he fast forwards ]

Ah, far better! Mortal weddings are so very dull.

[ as the main character bikes around NYC in a wedding dress... ]

[scoffing]

How would you know if you have never received it?

[ NO SHE WAS WATCHING THAT, LOKI. ]

Are they not normally rife with sudden confessions and obvious unforeseen plot twists?

[ that can't possibly be a part of the movie. ]

[filou]

My keen intuition, of course.

[ oops, did he just elbow her? probably. he'll pay for it later, but it was worth it! Disguised by this elbowing, he knocks the ipad to >| and the next movie starts ]

Dire news, Leah! It seems I have accidentally skipped the ending of this movie, which I am sure was full of rutting and shirtlessness of the masculine kind, and jumped into the next.

[ it's National Treasure ]

[scoffing]

Of course.

[ if Loki could die and stay dead, Leah's glare would have killed him. not only did he elbow her but he robbed her of shirtless chris evans. a travesty unheard of in all the realms.

i guess they can watch this though. ]

What is 'The Declaration of Independence' and why is it such a crime to steal it?