ammay made me

[filou]

[ one if by land, two if by sea... and wave that sucker back and forth if you're trying to see if your creepy BFF is actually watching from her hole in the ground. We're gods of time and space here; fuck the nightmare arc or whatever fancy name it has. Loki's currently leaning out his window, waving his lantern back and forth in what looks like some bizarre rave ritual. Perhaps the lantern isn't far enough out the window; he leans out a bit further, hoping REALLY HARD that his foothold holds. If Leah doesn't respond in some way or form soon, he may have to start texting.

I don't care if you're dead, dying, or one legged, tag me. ]

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[dusk_and_dawn]

Heimdall hates you.

[filou]

Surely any enemy of mine would not stop at my life; a threat towards me is a threat towards all of Asgard.

[ unless it's another asgardian but let us not think too deeply of this ]

[dusk_and_dawn]

Are you sure you're not just afraid of the dark?

[filou]

[ SCOWLING SO HARD HIS FACE WILL GET STUCK THIS WAY ]

With so many sharp of wit and even sharper of sword guardians around, I say thee nay.

[dusk_and_dawn]

It's more believable when Thor says it. Perhaps the volume.

[filou]

[ it is way too late to be trolled; when Balder wakes up one day sans hair, let it be known that it was tonight that caused it ]

The volume, his stature, the centuries worth of experience-

[ yawn! ]

I shall have to ask him in lessons on how to be intimidating in the morrow.

[dusk_and_dawn]

[You've got hair too, Loki. FOR NOW.]

All right, all right. I shall torment you in the morn. Or, more likely, the other way 'round.

[scoffing]

[ she is going to smoother him with it while he's sleeping. advantage goes to being a creepy non-sleeping dead keeper. ]

Your compliments disgust me.

[filou]

May dreams come as airy spirits to you, Lord Balder.

[ and may your hair turn white and you grow girthy again B'(( ]

[filou]

I know!

Leah, is your cave tidy? Are you decent? I am coming over with the newest play on the bay of pirates, so your time may better be served learning about midgard.

[scoffing]

Yes. Yes. No.

[filou]

[ is he texting back? no! why? because! why don't you look outside yon cave, Leah? ]

[scoffing]

[ just have her voice, drifting out from the cave itself. ]

What do you want, Loki?

[filou]

[ he took so much effort in sneaking out with his ipad tucked under his arm; not even Leah's indifference can stop him from sounding overly-excited by the prospect of watching a stupid movie with her ]

Only two hours of your time, Leah! Even Thori will find this most enjoyable if he wishes to join us.

[scoffing]

[ if leah was a kinder person, one could say his words melted the ice around her heart. maybe they did. or maybe she's resigned herself to her fate. ]

He would sooner set your pad of I in flames.

[filou]

He is a good dog.

[ and that's all there is to say. but can we say both with Leah? it's both. whatever. the ipad is propped up against a rocky outcrop, and once again, naked Chris Evans with a guitar is brought up on screen :T ]

It is another comedic film about rutting, I'm afraid. There seems to be quite an excess of them at this time of year.

[scoffing]

[ that doesn't deserve a comment because he is not a good dog, Loki. it's totally both don't fucking tell. Leah sits down next to him to peer intensely at the screen. ]

Do mortals have nothing else to occupy their time with?

[filou]

Their lives are fleeting, so rutting is often the first thing on their mind. Otherwise, they would not spawn enough to maintain their population.

[ bullshit science 101, but it sounds pretty true doesn't it doesn't it. with a flick, he starts up the movie and shifts Thori onto his lap. ]

I believe films on sexual frustration are their form of sadistic entertainment.

[themighty]

[It's slowly starting to sink in. You know, responsibility, guiding Loki towards a some what normal childhood. That childhood which has... talks about... things. Wait, didn't they have someone else teach them this stuff... It certainly wasn't Odin who gave him the talk. Pretty sure it was Frigga.

Why is he even thinking about all this.

Some face palming later, he sits Loki down and gives him a death serious hey you better listen up look.]

While you keep watch, your friend will be well. 'Tis a lonely task, Brother, but duty nonetheless. But I will stay with you for the while it takes to ward off this cat. Then let all creatures know that your bird is under protection of two princes.

[Sif is going to kill him for not coming to bed because of Loki. But he has to deal with this, he's the big brother and all. So. Yeah, let's be blunt about this.]

Why do you have an unclothed man on your Stark Phone?

[filou]

[ it's like adopting a dog and suddenly realizing they have needs besides love and affection. they need to be walked, taken out to poo, and every now and then when you leave them alone they go and tear up your shoes and pee on your sweater. at first, Loki thinks it's some awesome brother to brother talk; maybe about sports, awesome new movies and barbecue joints, just being manly men doing manly things, you know. brotherly talk. so the look on his face when it turns out to be about stupid Chris Evans is one of deep disappointment, utter regret, and some anguish. he's seen the movies. he knows that kids are found in cabbage patches. ]

It is the template of a new meme, Brother. One which takes the photograph of the actor known as Chris Evans, and superimposes various texts of feminine nature. I have seen it referred to as 'Hey Girl'.

[ because 'leah likes movies with naked men and he was pretty naked' is obviously not the appropriate response. ]

My curiosity is of the most academic nature.

[scoffing]

[ the amount of knowledge Leah has regarding Midgard is admittedly very small when compared to that of Asgard and Hel and while it seems legit, well, it's Loki. even if the internet actually might back him up on this. it's mentioned quite often on his beloved forums. ]

A wonder that they can accomplish as much as they do if that is true.

[ if Thori melts his ipad it's not Leah's fault. ]

'Entertainment' being applied loosely?

[ she knows the feeling - it's like when she's watching Loki. she hates herself for it but it never fails to be vaguely amusing. ]

[filou]

Excess children are useful in the case one dies or is incapacitated; there is always another to work on the farm.

[ yep. yeeeeeeep. ]

Are you not entertained?

[ ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?! AS CHRIS EVANS WALKS AROUND WEARING ONLY A TEA TOWEL AROUND HIS NETHER REGIONS? ]

[scoffing]

[ oh Leah knows how that is. hahaha spare for Hela whoops. ]

Is that why Odin had so many?

[ badum tish. ]

His shirtlessness is appealing, the rest of the movie fails to entertain.

[ SINCE WHO THE FUCK KNOWS WHAT IT'S ACTUALLY ABOUT. NOT ME. NOT LEAH. ]

[filou]

Perhaps the Allfather required many sons as to not overwhelm any one of them with his all-encompassing love.

[ ever so dryly... before making a face at the fact Leah enjoys naked guys. it's the brains not the brawns that matter! ]

Even the meekest of Asgard's warriors would overwhelm him.

[scoffing]

Ah yes, that would explain why Thor has so much of it and you have so little.

[ EVEN LEAH KNOWS THIS. and she's laughing at his face inside it's not her fault that she doesn't like them scrawny. ]

That does not make him any less pleasant to look at.