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[themighty]

[This is wrong.

And if it is, Thor might not want to be right. Midgard has these things; shiny things (the floor lights up in multi-color panels), things full of flesh and lights and.

Provocative things.

Things children should not be in attendance for. Then he considers his youthful adventures with Fandral and shrugs. Asgardians are much more... liberated in this matter of sexuality. That is to say, he's not against it nor does he particularly care for it. Though it could be the effects of staying on Migard, living with his fellow Midgardians that he feels less than nonchalant about his little kid brother and his ...friend? coming along.

But there are shiny things, women making all sorts of eyes at him and he looks on, seated at the side of the stage where he carefully keeps an eye on his companions. Thor isn't exactly drinking mead, it would be nice right about now as he eyes Sif from the corner of his eyes. She must think this is stupid, only Midgardians would have needs for such things.]

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[filou]

[ loki is enjoying himself immensely. not because he particularly enjoys watching naked women dance (although he can't help but admit it is interesting), but because 1) it's new and according to the internet it's a rite of passage and 2) because he's with Thor. Gosh, he likes going places with Thor. But he's bopping his head along nicely with the music, trying not to wave his arms around too foolishly, and keeping a close eye on Leah, just in case.

He's not entirely sure why all the ladies keep staring at him like it's weird he's here, or why the other men at the bar keep tossing Migardian money into their bosoms. He'll have to consult his phone later on the matter. ]

[themighty]

[His brother's having fun, at least. So he can't complain, yet. There's a dancer that looks way too amused that his brother's even there. Like it should be a crime. Thor takes another drink from his bottle of Midgardian 'beer' and then puts a hand Loki's head, if only to still him for a second. He's smiling though, because Loki's having fun. So he should be smiling. Right.]

Calm, Loki. You draw too much attention to yourself.

[Says the uh giant blond.]

[filou]

[ come on, Thor! Throw your hands in the air and yell 'HEYO! GOTTA LET GO!' It's not even the dancers that have him riled up; it's the general atmosphere. Heavy music, odd, flashing floors and disco lights, and odd drinks called daiquiris. They gave him a pink one, and being quite the gentleman, he had pushed it in Leah's general direction. ]

Is it not customary to bob to the measure?

[ HIS GLANCE WANDERS IN THE DIRECTION OF THE JAPANESE BUSINESS MEN IN THE CORNER: THEY ARE SPEAKING IN RAPID JAPANESE AND SHOVING BILLS INTO A DANCERS PANTIES. But it's Thor, so Loki calms down and folds his hands across his lap. ]

I did not realize the Avengers considered this activity to be 'relaxing'.

[ he imagined them sitting outside under a tree with a picnic basket ]

[themighty]

[He just gives Loki a look, something like affection and 'I don't know you'. Then he's returning to his drink and all too casual staring.]

It is the manner in which the night ends that matters. I find this more stressful than relaxing.

[Especially with the way that well endowed bosoms are being shoved in his face. It's really distracting. He trains his eyes to meet the wench's overly powdered eyes. She moves away and Thor blinks, he looks to Loki to see if he knows what he did wrong, but he ends up following Loki's eyesight.

Huh. He's not sure how to pay her properly. There's no coin slots after all. Either way, he drops a few coins in front of Loki.]

It is a rite of brothers to bring their younger here. That is for your experience.

[scoffing]

[ The drink Loki pushed on her tastes like strawberries. Not like a milkshake, and there's a tingling sensation that Leah feels is supposed to be pleasurable but instead makes her feel like she's supposed to be dizzy. Not that she is ( because what good are the keepers of the dead if they can get drunk ) but that seems to be the end result of most experiences with strange beverages according to the Internet. That and a complete and total lack of common sense, decency, and judgement.

Needless to say, it's not very amusing. Neither are the women dancing and throwing their chests in her general direction. Or would have been, if she was a foot or so taller. ]

Are we finished here?

[ To Loki, because she's.... ready to go at any time. Really. ]

[filou]

[ it he wasn't somewhat afraid of ribbing Leah and getting a fistful of fire in return, he would. Instead of slides over the bowl of complimentary peanuts that I believe sit on every strip club stage. ]

There is no rush, Leah! There is still plenty of time before the hour of midnight, and as long as we are the company of the esteemed Avengers, we should follow their example.

[ ie, tony stark's example. so we should obviously toss bills into the bosoms of the nice ladies. ]

Speaking of, do you have any excess money?