ammay made me

[filou]

[ one if by land, two if by sea... and wave that sucker back and forth if you're trying to see if your creepy BFF is actually watching from her hole in the ground. We're gods of time and space here; fuck the nightmare arc or whatever fancy name it has. Loki's currently leaning out his window, waving his lantern back and forth in what looks like some bizarre rave ritual. Perhaps the lantern isn't far enough out the window; he leans out a bit further, hoping REALLY HARD that his foothold holds. If Leah doesn't respond in some way or form soon, he may have to start texting.

I don't care if you're dead, dying, or one legged, tag me. ]

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[scoffing]

[ DEAL WITH IT LOKI, LEAH IS LIKE A HONEY BADGER - GIVES NARY A SHIT. ]

You seem convinced it would be I who would be looking for you.

[ even though she would be, because why else did Hela create her except to do all her dirty work. damn it. ]

I watch you every night; a sudden change such as this simply indicates that you wished to see if I truly was watching.

[ and a second later ]

I was.

[filou]

[ honey badger honey badger bff badger too bad you can't hear the sound of his furious typing ]

were you not the slightest bit perturbed?

as honoured as I am by the attention, would you not find the passing of time less weary if you browsed the internet? There is a new meme I wish to show you.

[scoffing]

[ no but her magic is def. showing her that he's huddled under the blankets texting very mature there Loki. ]

Only by whatever thought possessed you to think it was a good idea.

I have already expressed my feelings regarding the World Wide Web.

[filou]

[ HOW ELSE DO YOU TEXT ]

You only say that because you have not found the more interesting sites!

[scoffing]

[ LEAH DOESN'T KNOW SHE'S NEVER DONE IT BEFORE MEETING HIM. ]

The composition of the internet does not change from site to site.

[filou]

[ then again she doesn't have blankets in her hole. oh well, he'll bring a carpet over tomorrow ]

but the content most certainly does. Are you not curious about the six most violent falls ever recorded and survived on the tube of you?

the comments are most entertaining!

[scoffing]

[ it better be a nice carpet. ]

You have proved my point.

[filou]

[ a 30 dollar Ikea carpet 8| ]

is it so terrible that watching me all night is that much more favorable?

[scoffing]

[ no she wants a Persian rug ]

Have you not provided ample entertainment tonight?

[filou]

[ everything you wanted and more, Leah. This is what friends are for ]

Your cruelty is only matched by your beauty, BFF.

[scoffing]

[ she is going to smoother him with it while he's sleeping. advantage goes to being a creepy non-sleeping dead keeper. ]

Your compliments disgust me.

[filou]

I know!

Leah, is your cave tidy? Are you decent? I am coming over with the newest play on the bay of pirates, so your time may better be served learning about midgard.

[scoffing]

Yes. Yes. No.

[filou]

[ is he texting back? no! why? because! why don't you look outside yon cave, Leah? ]

[scoffing]

[ just have her voice, drifting out from the cave itself. ]

What do you want, Loki?

[filou]

[ he took so much effort in sneaking out with his ipad tucked under his arm; not even Leah's indifference can stop him from sounding overly-excited by the prospect of watching a stupid movie with her ]

Only two hours of your time, Leah! Even Thori will find this most enjoyable if he wishes to join us.

[scoffing]

[ if leah was a kinder person, one could say his words melted the ice around her heart. maybe they did. or maybe she's resigned herself to her fate. ]

He would sooner set your pad of I in flames.

[filou]

He is a good dog.

[ and that's all there is to say. but can we say both with Leah? it's both. whatever. the ipad is propped up against a rocky outcrop, and once again, naked Chris Evans with a guitar is brought up on screen :T ]

It is another comedic film about rutting, I'm afraid. There seems to be quite an excess of them at this time of year.

[scoffing]

[ that doesn't deserve a comment because he is not a good dog, Loki. it's totally both don't fucking tell. Leah sits down next to him to peer intensely at the screen. ]

Do mortals have nothing else to occupy their time with?

[filou]

Their lives are fleeting, so rutting is often the first thing on their mind. Otherwise, they would not spawn enough to maintain their population.

[ bullshit science 101, but it sounds pretty true doesn't it doesn't it. with a flick, he starts up the movie and shifts Thori onto his lap. ]

I believe films on sexual frustration are their form of sadistic entertainment.

[scoffing]

[ the amount of knowledge Leah has regarding Midgard is admittedly very small when compared to that of Asgard and Hel and while it seems legit, well, it's Loki. even if the internet actually might back him up on this. it's mentioned quite often on his beloved forums. ]

A wonder that they can accomplish as much as they do if that is true.

[ if Thori melts his ipad it's not Leah's fault. ]

'Entertainment' being applied loosely?

[ she knows the feeling - it's like when she's watching Loki. she hates herself for it but it never fails to be vaguely amusing. ]

[filou]

Excess children are useful in the case one dies or is incapacitated; there is always another to work on the farm.

[ yep. yeeeeeeep. ]

Are you not entertained?

[ ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?! AS CHRIS EVANS WALKS AROUND WEARING ONLY A TEA TOWEL AROUND HIS NETHER REGIONS? ]

[scoffing]

[ oh Leah knows how that is. hahaha spare for Hela whoops. ]

Is that why Odin had so many?

[ badum tish. ]

His shirtlessness is appealing, the rest of the movie fails to entertain.

[ SINCE WHO THE FUCK KNOWS WHAT IT'S ACTUALLY ABOUT. NOT ME. NOT LEAH. ]

[filou]

Perhaps the Allfather required many sons as to not overwhelm any one of them with his all-encompassing love.

[ ever so dryly... before making a face at the fact Leah enjoys naked guys. it's the brains not the brawns that matter! ]

Even the meekest of Asgard's warriors would overwhelm him.

[scoffing]

Ah yes, that would explain why Thor has so much of it and you have so little.

[ EVEN LEAH KNOWS THIS. and she's laughing at his face inside it's not her fault that she doesn't like them scrawny. ]

That does not make him any less pleasant to look at.