ammay made me

[filou]

[ one if by land, two if by sea... and wave that sucker back and forth if you're trying to see if your creepy BFF is actually watching from her hole in the ground. We're gods of time and space here; fuck the nightmare arc or whatever fancy name it has. Loki's currently leaning out his window, waving his lantern back and forth in what looks like some bizarre rave ritual. Perhaps the lantern isn't far enough out the window; he leans out a bit further, hoping REALLY HARD that his foothold holds. If Leah doesn't respond in some way or form soon, he may have to start texting.

I don't care if you're dead, dying, or one legged, tag me. ]

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[filou]

Perhaps I am merely allergic to the sort of affection Odin considers to be love.

[ like smacking your kid back into Migard kind of love. DECIDING THAT THIS CERTAIN NAKED MAN HAS GOTTEN HIM INTO ENOUGH TROUBLE TODAY... he fast forwards ]

Ah, far better! Mortal weddings are so very dull.

[ as the main character bikes around NYC in a wedding dress... ]

[scoffing]

How would you know if you have never received it?

[ NO SHE WAS WATCHING THAT, LOKI. ]

Are they not normally rife with sudden confessions and obvious unforeseen plot twists?

[ that can't possibly be a part of the movie. ]

[filou]

My keen intuition, of course.

[ oops, did he just elbow her? probably. he'll pay for it later, but it was worth it! Disguised by this elbowing, he knocks the ipad to >| and the next movie starts ]

Dire news, Leah! It seems I have accidentally skipped the ending of this movie, which I am sure was full of rutting and shirtlessness of the masculine kind, and jumped into the next.

[ it's National Treasure ]

[scoffing]

Of course.

[ if Loki could die and stay dead, Leah's glare would have killed him. not only did he elbow her but he robbed her of shirtless chris evans. a travesty unheard of in all the realms.

i guess they can watch this though. ]

What is 'The Declaration of Independence' and why is it such a crime to steal it?