ammay made me

[filou]

[ one if by land, two if by sea... and wave that sucker back and forth if you're trying to see if your creepy BFF is actually watching from her hole in the ground. We're gods of time and space here; fuck the nightmare arc or whatever fancy name it has. Loki's currently leaning out his window, waving his lantern back and forth in what looks like some bizarre rave ritual. Perhaps the lantern isn't far enough out the window; he leans out a bit further, hoping REALLY HARD that his foothold holds. If Leah doesn't respond in some way or form soon, he may have to start texting.

I don't care if you're dead, dying, or one legged, tag me. ]

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[filou]

[ let us leave it at 'its a terrible romance movie and all ammay's fault. The look on Loki's face when he realizes the phone is still stuck on browse is most accurately summed up by '8T', and thankfully the sake of everyone's sanity, it's ignored. DAMN YOU AMMAY SLASH LEAH DAMN YOU. ]

It is far less of an insult and more of an accurate concern, as far as he is concerned. He is a rather big-headed bird.

[ no faith in Ikol. none at alllllll ]

[themighty]

[It's slowly starting to sink in. You know, responsibility, guiding Loki towards a some what normal childhood. That childhood which has... talks about... things. Wait, didn't they have someone else teach them this stuff... It certainly wasn't Odin who gave him the talk. Pretty sure it was Frigga.

Why is he even thinking about all this.

Some face palming later, he sits Loki down and gives him a death serious hey you better listen up look.]

While you keep watch, your friend will be well. 'Tis a lonely task, Brother, but duty nonetheless. But I will stay with you for the while it takes to ward off this cat. Then let all creatures know that your bird is under protection of two princes.

[Sif is going to kill him for not coming to bed because of Loki. But he has to deal with this, he's the big brother and all. So. Yeah, let's be blunt about this.]

Why do you have an unclothed man on your Stark Phone?

[filou]

[ it's like adopting a dog and suddenly realizing they have needs besides love and affection. they need to be walked, taken out to poo, and every now and then when you leave them alone they go and tear up your shoes and pee on your sweater. at first, Loki thinks it's some awesome brother to brother talk; maybe about sports, awesome new movies and barbecue joints, just being manly men doing manly things, you know. brotherly talk. so the look on his face when it turns out to be about stupid Chris Evans is one of deep disappointment, utter regret, and some anguish. he's seen the movies. he knows that kids are found in cabbage patches. ]

It is the template of a new meme, Brother. One which takes the photograph of the actor known as Chris Evans, and superimposes various texts of feminine nature. I have seen it referred to as 'Hey Girl'.

[ because 'leah likes movies with naked men and he was pretty naked' is obviously not the appropriate response. ]

My curiosity is of the most academic nature.