ammay made me

[filou]

[ one if by land, two if by sea... and wave that sucker back and forth if you're trying to see if your creepy BFF is actually watching from her hole in the ground. We're gods of time and space here; fuck the nightmare arc or whatever fancy name it has. Loki's currently leaning out his window, waving his lantern back and forth in what looks like some bizarre rave ritual. Perhaps the lantern isn't far enough out the window; he leans out a bit further, hoping REALLY HARD that his foothold holds. If Leah doesn't respond in some way or form soon, he may have to start texting.

I don't care if you're dead, dying, or one legged, tag me. ]

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[filou]

[ does Loki scream? But briefly. It's less of a scream and more of a panicked yelp, but that is far too long of an explanation to put in a catchy phrase. He has the decency not to squirm in Balder's grasp, although that's more for his own benefit than Balder's. After a few very tense seconds of hanging and attempting not to look down at the precipitous drop, Loki finds his words ]

My desk caught an unfortunate thread, and I have yet to find a seamstress to fix the tear.

[ ie Thori bit a hole and he never bothered to get it fixed ]

[dusk_and_dawn]

Why does even that sound like a lie? And what are you doing? Don't you have mischief to make tomorrow?

[Said with one hand on the tower, now.]

[filou]

[ you are so terribly cruel, Balder. ]

Please, Balder. Spinning a pleasing lie while my life hangs precariously by a thread is far too great a feat for even me at this time.

[ seriously. that thread thing? Terrible; ikol would be ashamed ]

I very much hate to complain after you have so kindly saved me from falling to my ungainly death, but would this conversation not be better off held inside?

[dusk_and_dawn]

I hardly see any reason to fret, Loki.

[Possibly because he's the one holding you.]

There is far better air out here. You should get a proper balcony.

[filou]

Perhaps, but there I feel a rather uncomfortable draft.

[ nothing like a bit of TLDR to make it all that more uncomfortable ]

I shall tell the dwarves in the morning, but it will take some for them to finish construction.

[dusk_and_dawn]

You are unlikely to catch a cold, Loki.

[You frosting frosty giant.]

Well, since you have naught to do until then and are quite awake ... what have you been up to?

[filou]

But if I lose circulation in my head, I shall not be able to answer your numerous questions.

[ cold Balder, cold. And with the straightest face.... ]

Communing with the birds.

[dusk_and_dawn]

Then you should answer faster.

[Frost giant, Loki, frost giant.]

Loki, you do realize I could ask them if that is true? [DISNEY PRINCE, BITCHES]

[filou]

But my words would come out blurred, and be of little use.

[ Ikol wouldn't talk to Balder, and that in itself is pretty damning to 'there is something WRONG with that bird' ]

By now, they have flown off. I would call them back, but my aptitude with birds is not so skilled.

[dusk_and_dawn]

I'm sure I could understand them. In fact, I think I shall shake them out.

[SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE being the tormentor for once is fun]

[filou]

[ fun for everyone except the tormented! at this rate, Loki would rather take his chances and plummet to his doom instead of being tormented by Balder over a stupid movie he wanted to tortur— show Leah. ]

But now my thoughts are bouncing ungainly around in my head.

[ his words come out in short bursts as he shaken like a macarena ]

[dusk_and_dawn]

Hmmm. What about this?

[Swings Loki back and forth, getting higher each time. If he doesn't want to end up going in circles he should probably talk.]

[filou]

Causing mischief of the most innocent sort!

[ okay, he can be forgiven for telling the truth once because it's hard to think when being swung around ]

[dusk_and_dawn]

If it's so innocent, you can tell me.

[Higher and higher! It's like a game only the kind with a splat at the end.]

[filou]

[ ... Balder, when Loki turns evil again, he will cite this as the reason why. Being swung around just so he can attempt to see if his BFF Leah is up ]

Seeing how I have not managed to achieve any of it, is there truly a need to tell?

[ the world is a bright spin of colour and nothing hurts ]

[dusk_and_dawn]

Seeing as you will attempt again the moment my back is turned, yes.

[But he'll stop swinging Loki in favor of throwing him through the open window and following after.]

You are attracting far too much attention with that light, Loki. Everyone must be able to see you.

[filou]

[ his butt hits the sweet sweet ground hard, but the floor is a far better than hanging out in the air ]

Attention was the half the point, and surely with the lantern would make sneaking up impossible.

[ scowling so hard. SO HARD ]

[dusk_and_dawn]

[The more you scowl, the more he smiles.]

I snuck up on you.

Whose attention did you wish?

[filou]

No one of great importance.

[ only his BFF he can't talk about. Now that he can finally feel his legs again, Loki stands to make sure both his legs are working and in good shape. ]

We would be far better served by going back to bed.

[dusk_and_dawn]

Yes, you would. And try to keep your mischief to the dark, where your enemies can't see you.

[filou]

The many enemies of Loki would not be hindered by something as simple as the dark; I would even venture to say the dark would only further their sinister purposes.

[ kids have the darndest imaginations ]

[dusk_and_dawn]

How is it you even sleep?

[filou]

Rather fitfully, some nights. But typically quite well, knowing that nothing escapes Heimdall's all seeing gaze.

[ except a lot of things, but cut the poor guy some slack. ]

[dusk_and_dawn]

Heimdall hates you.

[filou]

Surely any enemy of mine would not stop at my life; a threat towards me is a threat towards all of Asgard.

[ unless it's another asgardian but let us not think too deeply of this ]