[It's slowly starting to sink in. You know, responsibility, guiding Loki towards a some what normal childhood. That childhood which has... talks about... things. Wait, didn't they have someone else teach them this stuff... It certainly wasn't Odin who gave him the talk. Pretty sure it was Frigga.

Why is he even thinking about all this.

Some face palming later, he sits Loki down and gives him a death serious hey you better listen up look.]

While you keep watch, your friend will be well. 'Tis a lonely task, Brother, but duty nonetheless. But I will stay with you for the while it takes to ward off this cat. Then let all creatures know that your bird is under protection of two princes.

[Sif is going to kill him for not coming to bed because of Loki. But he has to deal with this, he's the big brother and all. So. Yeah, let's be blunt about this.]

Why do you have an unclothed man on your Stark Phone?