ammay made me

[filou]

[ one if by land, two if by sea... and wave that sucker back and forth if you're trying to see if your creepy BFF is actually watching from her hole in the ground. We're gods of time and space here; fuck the nightmare arc or whatever fancy name it has. Loki's currently leaning out his window, waving his lantern back and forth in what looks like some bizarre rave ritual. Perhaps the lantern isn't far enough out the window; he leans out a bit further, hoping REALLY HARD that his foothold holds. If Leah doesn't respond in some way or form soon, he may have to start texting.

I don't care if you're dead, dying, or one legged, tag me. ]

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[dusk_and_dawn]

Then you should answer faster.

[Frost giant, Loki, frost giant.]

Loki, you do realize I could ask them if that is true? [DISNEY PRINCE, BITCHES]

[filou]

[ you don't want to know, Thor. You don't want to know. And Thor, you really do underestimate the ingenuity of evil little children. Loki leaves the window with a bit of reluctance; Leah still hasn't texted him back, and if his signal lamps haven't attracted her attention, she'll never respond in time to catch the live stream of Whats Your Number? ]

But my concern is not so easily sated, and is it not natural to worry about the well-being of friends?

[ and a glance at his phone... which unfortunately for Loki, is still on the browser, displaying a very naked Chris Evans strumming a guitar. Its a scene from the movie, okay ]

[filou]

But my words would come out blurred, and be of little use.

[ Ikol wouldn't talk to Balder, and that in itself is pretty damning to 'there is something WRONG with that bird' ]

By now, they have flown off. I would call them back, but my aptitude with birds is not so skilled.

[dusk_and_dawn]

I'm sure I could understand them. In fact, I think I shall shake them out.

[SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE being the tormentor for once is fun]

[themighty]

[... YOU ARE 12 WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT ON YOUR STARK PHONE. HE IS GOING TO FORBID THIS THING IN YOUR POSSESSION.

No, Thor just looks at the phone with that "I'm confused but you know I'm just going to not question it, it's a silly Midgard/Loki thing" then he turns back to Loki for more pressing matters. Yes, what naked Chris Evans strumming on a guitar image? Nope. Pressing matters in lecturing his young brother is more indeed pressing.]

Aye, it is. But you must not abandon your faith in your friend's ability. A bird can fly to where it pleases, away from here and from any harm. You insult your friend by thinking him weak.

[filou]

[ fun for everyone except the tormented! at this rate, Loki would rather take his chances and plummet to his doom instead of being tormented by Balder over a stupid movie he wanted to tortur— show Leah. ]

But now my thoughts are bouncing ungainly around in my head.

[ his words come out in short bursts as he shaken like a macarena ]

[dusk_and_dawn]

Hmmm. What about this?

[Swings Loki back and forth, getting higher each time. If he doesn't want to end up going in circles he should probably talk.]

[filou]

[ let us leave it at 'its a terrible romance movie and all ammay's fault. The look on Loki's face when he realizes the phone is still stuck on browse is most accurately summed up by '8T', and thankfully the sake of everyone's sanity, it's ignored. DAMN YOU AMMAY SLASH LEAH DAMN YOU. ]

It is far less of an insult and more of an accurate concern, as far as he is concerned. He is a rather big-headed bird.

[ no faith in Ikol. none at alllllll ]

[filou]

Causing mischief of the most innocent sort!

[ okay, he can be forgiven for telling the truth once because it's hard to think when being swung around ]

[dusk_and_dawn]

If it's so innocent, you can tell me.

[Higher and higher! It's like a game only the kind with a splat at the end.]

[filou]

[ ... Balder, when Loki turns evil again, he will cite this as the reason why. Being swung around just so he can attempt to see if his BFF Leah is up ]

Seeing how I have not managed to achieve any of it, is there truly a need to tell?

[ the world is a bright spin of colour and nothing hurts ]

[dusk_and_dawn]

Seeing as you will attempt again the moment my back is turned, yes.

[But he'll stop swinging Loki in favor of throwing him through the open window and following after.]

You are attracting far too much attention with that light, Loki. Everyone must be able to see you.

[filou]

[ his butt hits the sweet sweet ground hard, but the floor is a far better than hanging out in the air ]

Attention was the half the point, and surely with the lantern would make sneaking up impossible.

[ scowling so hard. SO HARD ]

[dusk_and_dawn]

[The more you scowl, the more he smiles.]

I snuck up on you.

Whose attention did you wish?

[filou]

No one of great importance.

[ only his BFF he can't talk about. Now that he can finally feel his legs again, Loki stands to make sure both his legs are working and in good shape. ]

We would be far better served by going back to bed.

[scoffing]

[ LEAH DOESN'T KNOW SHE'S NEVER DONE IT BEFORE MEETING HIM. ]

The composition of the internet does not change from site to site.

[filou]

[ then again she doesn't have blankets in her hole. oh well, he'll bring a carpet over tomorrow ]

but the content most certainly does. Are you not curious about the six most violent falls ever recorded and survived on the tube of you?

the comments are most entertaining!

[scoffing]

[ it better be a nice carpet. ]

You have proved my point.

[filou]

[ a 30 dollar Ikea carpet 8| ]

is it so terrible that watching me all night is that much more favorable?

[scoffing]

[ no she wants a Persian rug ]

Have you not provided ample entertainment tonight?

[dusk_and_dawn]

Yes, you would. And try to keep your mischief to the dark, where your enemies can't see you.

[filou]

[ everything you wanted and more, Leah. This is what friends are for ]

Your cruelty is only matched by your beauty, BFF.

[filou]

The many enemies of Loki would not be hindered by something as simple as the dark; I would even venture to say the dark would only further their sinister purposes.

[ kids have the darndest imaginations ]

[dusk_and_dawn]

How is it you even sleep?

[filou]

Rather fitfully, some nights. But typically quite well, knowing that nothing escapes Heimdall's all seeing gaze.

[ except a lot of things, but cut the poor guy some slack. ]